The original texts can be found at the home page of Douglas E. Comer.  

• For anyone considering a Ph.D. in Computer Science
• How to write a Ph.D. dissertation
• Ways to obtain tenure in a university
• How to escape during a Ph.D. Final Exam
• An explanation of language used in CS Departments
• How to generate a CS research topic
• How to insult a Computer Scientist
• How to stump students on an oral qualifier
• How to measure research